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Wednesday, July 15, 2009

The Seduction

A dark, seedy, not-so-crowded field, on a farm somewhere.

Boy sees girl:


Boy takes a deep breath, pokes out his chest, and moves in to say "Hi!"


"So... you come here often?"


"You smell great! Is that Chanel No. 5? Or Crutchings 2008?"


"And that collar looks HOT on you"


"Really hot!"


"H...O...T!"


"So... how about I take you for a ride sometime?"


Girl:


and again for emphasis:


Girl stalks away, to find a bloke who's at least old enough to drive.


Boy rolls over and takes it like a man.
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3 comments:

  1. DalmatianDave12:35 AM

    Haha - great story! Girls... always playing hard to get :)

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  2. Tania8:57 AM

    Love it. Always a pleasure to read your blog.

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  3. Sam2:23 PM

    Thanks!

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