Seven kinds of trouble

Just as life starts to settle down, R decided to go looking for trouble.
He found it.

The source:


The accessories:


and


The result:


Trouble x One
(Girl1- ?tricolour)



Trouble x Two
(Girl2- ?tricolour)


Trouble x Three
(Girl3- black/white)


Trouble x Four
(Girl4- tricolour)



Trouble x Five
(The Boy- tricolour)


And as if that's not bad enough, there's this:

Jumper-stretching


Jeans-shredding,



Undiluted trouble in its sixth form!


(nice try Moff, but I'm onto you)


And we already have our very own homebrand trouble...

The Seduction

A dark, seedy, not-so-crowded field, on a farm somewhere.

Boy sees girl:


Boy takes a deep breath, pokes out his chest, and moves in to say "Hi!"


"So... you come here often?"


"You smell great! Is that Chanel No. 5? Or Crutchings 2008?"


"And that collar looks HOT on you"


"Really hot!"


"H...O...T!"


"So... how about I take you for a ride sometime?"


Girl:


and again for emphasis:


Girl stalks away, to find a bloke who's at least old enough to drive.


Boy rolls over and takes it like a man.

I should have been planting out lettuces...

but it was too beautiful a day. So instead, for the first time in months, we played with pups. Just for a very little while...

JJ:






Elvis:


Tom:








Sulking:


A little vid: