I wish I had a dog named Father Christmas….

Farmboy from 2010

I think we were aiming for Australian Jingle Bells:

Dashing through the bush,
in a rusty Holden Ute,
Kicking up the dust,
Esky in the boot,
Kelpie by my side,
singing Christmas songs,
It's summer time and I am in
my singlet, shorts and thongs

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia
on a scorching summer’s day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.

Engine's getting hot;
we dodge the kangaroos,
The swaggie climbs aboard,
he is welcome too.
All the family's there,
sitting by the pool,
Christmas Day the Aussie way,
by the barbecue.

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia
on a scorching summer’s day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.

Come the afternoon,
Grandpa has a doze,
The kids and Uncle Bruce
are swimming in their clothes.
The time comes 'round to go,
we take the family snap,
Pack the car and all shoot through,
before the washing up.

Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia
on a scorching summer’s day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.

 

I hope you’ve all had a wonderful Christmas and are looking forward to a fantastic New Year!

Good Grass

This is the time of year that is all about grass. Not just the Weeds vs. Lawn kind of grass, and certainly nothing illegal.  But grass we’ve planted, grass (and some other things) we’ll cut, and grass our sheep eat.

The end of winter rains, the start of summer sun, and green stuff just starts springing from the earth everywhere.

Of course in the past week or so we’ve had a disastrous couple of inches of rain which have drenched and flattened pasture feed and made soggy and mouldy our still standing crops. Up the road at Williams and out East at Hyden it was an actual flood, sweeping away fences and closing roads.

But let’s not think about that now. Let’s close our eyes and go back a few weeks, to that warm, dry, happy place where the livin’ is easy, fish are jumpin’, and the pasture is high…

Good ryegrass (Italian tetraploid)

Not so good Wimmera ryegrass

Clover. Mmm, clover…

Yep, that pasture is high.

Do you see what I see? Look carefully…

See them now?

Hello!!

No cow tipping in our parts, so we get our giggles by creeping up on unsuspecting sheep.

It’s easy to do when the grass is taller than full grown ewes.

The sheep trails are almost grown over.

This is also the time of year when we get ready for harvest. Hay cut and baled, canola swathed, wheat and oats standing waiting for harvest and we’re hoping it doesn’t rain. Everything is golden and ripe and lovely.

And yes, in reality it may have bucketted down for a week before our harvest even got going.

But we’re luckier than some.

Reader quiz: what is this and how did it get there?

(bonus points for the non-Australians)

Not just one of the mob

Some sheep are just extra special. The wild and woolly life isn’t for them.

Originally foundlings, orphans, waifs, now they rule the house paddock. They’re ovine royalty.

Tuama-tutama is one of last year’s pet lambs. Recently he somehow injured a hind leg, the wound was flystruck, and hundreds of dollars and six weeks of daily dressings later, he seems to have made a full recovery.

His companion during his convalescence was Bullet, this year’s pet. And today they needed to be shorn.

Things are done a little differently for the pets. Not for them the hustle and bustle of the shearing shed. No “wham, bam, thank you ma’am” approach from a pro shearer who doesn’t appreciate their little individual foibles.

No, the pets get the personalised approach from the Boss himself, with me hovering close by, peppering the Boss with instructions on how they should be handled, minor panic attacks at any sign of distress or blood, requests for reassurance that he knows what he’s doing, and constant entreaties to be very, very careful.

I’m actually surprised he didn’t take to me with the handpiece.

The Ginger Biscuit shared my concerns. She also regards Tuama-tutama and Bullet as Very Important Sheep.

She joined me in monitoring their treatment, sharp eyed as an Animals Australia spy in an Indonesian slaughterhouse.

Some of what she saw made her hair stand on end.

Fortunately there was help at hand.

“Did I hear someone say a pet lamb was being manhandled here?”

The superhero known as Farmboy came to the rescue and distracted us both with his sheer adorability, before we found ourselves upside down the woolpress.

And the Boss was able to get on with the job.

As it happens, the pets didn’t seem too perturbed by their ordeal. Bullet didn’t even need to stop eating.