Me: happily motoring through the 65 km between home and work, the sun rising warm and bright, the morning air cool and fresh, an interesting day of clinical problem solving and helping people stretches ahead, all is right with the world...
Geoff Hutchinson: So, Professor, how should the general public approach this possible swine flu pandemic?
Professor Mike Someone-or-Other: Well, people should stay alert for any symptoms of flu-like illness, and if they occur, you should go to a GP straight away and get a script for Tamiflu.
Me: Whump! Whump! Whump! (my head repeatedly strikes the steering wheel)
Guuurgle... (my day goes down the toilet)
I wonder- does MedTech have Media-Induced Hypochondriasis listed as a classification? Perhaps I should look under Mass Hysteria instead.
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