Friday, November 14, 2008

The springtime it brings on the shearing



Out on the board the old shearer stands,
Grasping his shears in his long, bony hands,
Fixed is his gaze on a bare-bellied 'joe'
Glory if he gets her, won't he make the ringer go.

Click go the shears, boys, click, click, click,
Wide is his blow and his hands move quick,
The ringer looks around and is beaten by a blow,
And curses the old snagger with the bare-bellied 'joe'




In the middle of the floor in his cane bottomed chair
Is the boss of the board, with eyes everywhere;
Notes well each fleece as it comes to the screen,
Paying strict attention if it's taken off clean.




The colonial-experience man, he is there, of course,
With his shiny leggin's, just got off his horse,
Gazes all around him like a real connoisseur
Scented soap and brilliantine and smelling like a whore.




Now Mister Newchum for to begin,
In number seven paddock bring all the sheep in;
Don't leave none behind, whatever you may do,
And then you'll be fit for a jackaroo.




The tarboy is there, awaiting in demand,
With his blackened tar pot, and his tarry hand;
Sees one old sheep with a cut upon its back,
Hears what he's waiting for, 'Tar here Jack!'




Shearing is all over and we've all got our cheques,
Roll up your swags for we're off on the tracks;
The first pub we come to, it's there we'll have a spree,
And everyone that comes along it's, 'come and drink with me!'




Down by the bar the old shearer stands,
Grasping his glass in his thin bony hands;
Fixed is his gaze on a green-painted keg,
Glory, he'll get down on it, ere he stirs a peg.

There we leave him standing, shouting for all hands,
Whilst all around him every shouter stands;
His eyes are on the cask, which is now lowering fast,
He works hard, he drinks hard, and goes to hell at last!





Jinx, an American Bulldog puppy, belonging to one of the shearers:


BabyJ was besotted!



Esme, are you hassling those sheep?


Esme?


"Who, me?"



"Boring!"


Boss of the board:







Suffolk ram:



Poll Dorset ram:



Merino ram:



And this is what it's all about:



So the shippers and rams are done, and the team will be back in a couple of weeks to do the rest.

1 comment:

Phantom Ridge Border Collies said...

Sam,
Thanks for the congrats. I really like your blog. Love hearing about working with the sheep and dogs on the farm.